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Thursday, July 28, 2005

You Know You Are Prego When...

Today I had a spell. That is what I like to call it. I was sitting in my PI's office (Principal Investigator for those of you not in the lab lingo loop) at about 11am going over my Power Point presentation for tomorrow. He kept making me practice it over again, just the two of us, in his small office. While wearing my lab coat I was going over the slides again "pretending" to be giving my presentation to him, when I started to get really hot all of the sudden.

I felt really light headed. I thought, "ok, just get through the last slide and get out of this office before you fall out." Well, I got to the second to the last slide, and he started hammering me with questions about the science behind everything. Seriously, I could not think. I started fanning myself (he's sitting beside me right now looking at the screen, just peppering me with questions and saying, "do you understand?" Well, I'm thinking about how I feel like I might barf, how my neck is beading up with sweat, and how my head feels so unstable I may just fall right out of my chair. To make a long story short, I didn't get to save face. Nope. Instead, I had to say, "um, I'm feeling really hot." Well, he is a doctor, so I guess his training kicked in and forced the "Are you alright? Do you feel nauseous? Don't stand up. Are you ok?"

So, there I sat like a big loser pregnant woman out of control in front of his desk gathering myself. I would have liked to have said I'm fine and gotten out of there. But, the truth is I don't think I would have made it. Man, I really felt bad. It was so weird how fast it hit me. That has never happened before. Well, mark it down in the book of crazy shit that happens when you incubate a human embryo in your uterus.

5 comments:

won tong said...

yeppers those hormones eat ya alive i tell ya.. till your dying day...welcome to the club woman!

Sam said...

Yeah! I say next time barf on him and say,"I'm sorry...I didn't like that line of questioning." C'mon...it'd be funny! :)

Charlie said...

I get that too!
Thank goodness I sit at work. Patients will say "you look a little flushed, are you okay" and I say "just hot, thanks."
It does interfere with my shopping ability though, dangit. I can't last as long as I usually can.

KAI said...

OMG!! You wait to tell me you are pregnant just now?!! So, if I am guess right, you are just a week behind me?? See, I could have tortured you the whole time!!

Anonymous said...

Ooooohhohohohoho! The fun has just begun my good friend! Your body will NEVER EVER be the same! Have your feet grown a size up yet? Have you developed exhema? This is just the beginning! Oh, I'm just being negative cause I can't quite shake off those last 60 pounds from my pregancies! haha! Don't listen to me, really. Love ya!