The Good The Bad and The Ugly

I wanted to tell the world last night. I wanted to shout it from the roof tops. I HAVE STRETCH MARKS!!! Yes, while getting ready for bed I took a look at the old belly in the mirror. I did the profile shot, if you will. I was all alone thinking...."I wonder how much bigger this will get?" Then, I spotted them: the red stretch marks quite below my navel. My eyes got really big and grabbed my fat while looking closer. Noooooooooooooo! I couldn't believe it was happening to me, and I'm only half way to take off!!! This is not going to be pretty. In fact, it could get really ugly people. Let us all have a moment of silence.

Ok, now that we have that nastiness out of the way; on a good and happy note....my birthday prego jeans arrived in the mail yesterday courtesy of Christy and Lisa. This morning I put them on and oh glorious, glorious morning. These jeans are AWESOME. I will be wearing these babies everyday. They are tall length, and they are cut really cute. Most importantly, I can stop wearing the one pair of my regular jeans that barely fit...as long as no one noticed the zipper ripping at the seams from pressure. So, yea, I have a pair of jeans. Nothing will cheer you up like a good pair of hot pants.

There you have it. Nothing like a Monday after your 31st birthday to find grizzly scaring in the making. But, thankfully I have friends that are looking after me and making the process bearable. I can't wait until Scott gets back into town to show him the beauty marks! He's going to be excited. When my new digital camera comes in the mail, I will be posting the evidence for all to see.